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The Geneva Convention of Human F***s

Thu 14 Sep 2023


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18+ | See content warnings below | Running time: 60 minutes


£12* (£10*) | £5* Students/Under 25s



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The Geneva Convention of Human F***s

Yet To Be

“You place your order and sit down in one of the cubicles. The girl you’ve ordered comes over, delivers the coffee and then ducks under the table to get to business”

The Geneva Convention of Human F**ks tells the story of three men as they go on their latest sex tour of Europe. Set just before COVID hits, we follow Michael, Liam and Peter as they describe the various brothels, prostitutes and more obscure sexual offerings that they encounter. In this time they tackle their ethics around various issues such as prostitution, #MeToo, sex trafficking and even global warming.

Performed entirely by women performers, the show is a sometimes funny, sometimes groan-inducing exploration of toxic masculinity, sex tourism and the friendship between three men.

Written and directed by company co-founder Charlie Whitworth, this shows launches Yet To Be with its mission to create original, punchy and entertaining work for audiences.

Additional Information

Suitable For: Ages 18+

Content Warning: References to sex tourism, sex trafficking, bad language, and descriptions of sexual acts


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