DYKE Systems

Fri 05 Jun 2026

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60 mins | 16+

Price*

Pay What You Can: £8 - £16
Students & Under 25s: £6

Time

7pm

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DYKE Systems

Sally and Susan aren’t your average suburban women. They’re business women. And they invite you to a prestigious seminar that could help you get filthy rich!

Step into the glittery, unhinged world of multi-level marketing mayhem with Fag Packet, Kheski Kobler and Holly Wilson-Guy, the award-winning cabaret and theatre double act. Equal parts corporate seminar and queer fever dream, DYKE Systems Ltd is a sharp, subversive takedown of pyramid schemes, ruthless heteronormativity and corporate feminism.

Set in the 1990s at the height of multi-level marketing expansion, DYKE Systems Ltd follows the story of Sally and Susan, two suburban American women on the hunt for new recruits for their ‘very lucrative business opportunity’.

As they dive deeper into the world of multi-level marketing cracks begin to appear, unravelling corruption and unspoken desires as the lies they’ve built everything on start to catch up with them.

Blending Fag Packet’s signature cocktail of comedy and physical theatre DYKE Systems Ltd explores how the forces of greed and conformity threaten us in a capitalist nightmare that’s coming for us all.

Bring your wallets, your carabiner and get ready to find your inner
(D)ynamic! (Y)oung! (K)nowledgeable! (E)ntrepreneur!


★★★★★ The Stage
“An exceptional Edinburgh Fringe debut…with whip-smart precision”

★★★★★ The Skinny
‘Razor Sharp…hysterically funny satire of pink washing, capitalist greed and corporate absurdity”

★★★★★ Ed Fest Mag
“Flawless physical performers with buckets of energy, perfectly in sync… always ready with a high camp, winky aside”

★★★★ The Scotsman
“An anarchic delight”

Selected as part of The Stage Fringe Five, theatre makers who made the biggest impact at Edinburgh Fringe 2025.


Credits
Written, Performed and Created by: Kheski Kobler & Holly Wilson-Guy
Directed and Co-Written with: Lucy Allan
Producer: Beth Sitek
Movement Director: Barry Fitzgerald
Set Design: Shahaf Beer
Lighting Design: Benny Goodman
Sound Design: Sarah Spencer


Additional information

Duration: 60 minutes (no interval)

Age guidance: 16+

Content warning: This show contains flashing lights, haze, audience participation, strong language and scenes of a sexual nature.

Part of Exeter Comedy Festival.


Image credit: Corinne Cumming


Venue: Studio 1, Exeter Phoenix


*Subject to a £1.50 ticketing system charge. We don’t charge this to make a profit. Find out more >>

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